It was the little green recycling one. Apparently he used most of the street to get a long enough run up on his underpowered "SMES" model Suzuki. (He should have bought an "E" model) . He raced down the street on to his home built take off ramp, telling himself over and over " I am Jamie Squibb". As he approached the recycling bin he realized that The "SMES" model was just too underpowered and heavy to cope with the fact that he had eaten breakfast that morning. He managed to get the front wheel on to it just before a freak gust of wind escaped his nether regions, forcing the back end of the bike down and into the side of the bin, causing him to fall the heady six inches to the ground. Where overworked muscles tired from hauling his overly robust figure around, just could not cope with the shock.
It was the little green recycling one. Apparently he used most of the street to get a long enough run up on his underpowered "SMES" model Suzuki. (He should have bought an "E" model) . He raced down the street on to his home built take off ramp, telling himself over and over " I am Jamie Squibb". As he approached the recycling bin he realized that The "SMES" model was just too underpowered and heavy to cope with the fact that he had eaten breakfast that morning. He managed to get the front wheel on to it just before a freak gust of wind escaped his nether regions, forcing the back end of the bike down and into the side of the bin, causing him to fall the heady six inches to the ground. Where overworked muscles tired from hauling his overly robust figure around, just could not cope with the shock.
Ahh, once again the truth can be stranger than fiction
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Riding with enthusiasm upon the ragged precipice of disaster
Mate - I'm gonna try real hard to be nice to you for a bit now, you shocked me Tues when you said something nice to me........so shocked I can't remember what it was....
Anyway I'm starting up the SHORT c PEARCY campain now....
Apparently he used most of the street to get a long enough run up on his underpowered "SMES" model Suzuki. (He should have bought an "E" model) 
