Yes, I'm afraid I have the dubious pleasure of knowing Mogwai!!
I'm sure he'll be out soon to show me where the best lanes are, and yes, his tea kit is the mutts!!
What you need is a saturday novice ride around Stockland with me..ideally led by someone with a name that rhymes with 'Rug' and Tec'd by someone with a name that rhymes with 'mercilesspisstaker'.
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