Devon TRF Group Forum

Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Devon TRF Group Open Forum -> General Discussion Board -> Grrrrrr - people, I hate em - bah humbug.....
Post Info TOPIC: Grrrrrr - people, I hate em - bah humbug.....
jt


Powermonger!!

Status: Offline
Posts: 8136
Date:
Grrrrrr - people, I hate em - bah humbug.....
Permalink  

After 2 whole days of festive cheer I was beginning to think perhaps I may try to like 'people' more in the new year....hmm

Well........

Anyone who knows me know I take pride in my vehicles to the point of OCD - if I park in a car park I will go to the furthest corner to avoid some numb nut whacking the door or ramming a shopping trolley into it evileye

This afternoon I parked up in a car park in Dorset and it must have had 100 empty spaces - I was delighted and parked up in a whole row of empty bays smile on my return while sat inside putting on my seat belt I was dismayed but not surprised to see a walrus in a small hatchback pull up 3" from my door (presumably due to some herding instinct as she had 99 other spaces to chose from).....Said walrus then opens the door and whacks it into my car (while I'm sat watching). Not satisfied with wacking the front door while extracting her blubber laden arse from the front she then decides to open the back door to get her tuck box and whacks the rear one on mine no at this point I made a cheery seasonal greeting and started a conversation relating to the merits of rendering down blubber in order to make festive candles.

Feeling full of good will to all having shared this exchange of Xmas greetings I went to the garage to fill up my car and see if they had some T cut to remove the 2 lovingly gifted scratches the walrus had left me. As I pulled up I watched in wonder as a 'stunt driver' in his X5 tried to park in the doorway of the shop (while narrowly missing a chap exiting) just so his poor wife didn't have to walk the whole 10ft across the forecourt to purchase her Sunday papers - how thoughtful of him aww. Of course the fact I could not now gain entry to the shop to pay without doing what I can only describe as something akin to the assault course at Lympstone, the people in the shop could not exit, and I could not get my car off the forecourt without having to reverse between the pumps to get round him didn't bother me at all so I gave him a cheery wave and offered him some 'seasonal greetings' as well as I left....

My afternoon was made complete as I arrived home - my neighbours father in law used to have a small hatchback (sensible as its just the 2 of them and MIL is not able to enter of exit the car very well) but has now decided to change it for a whopping great 4x4....

As with my vehicles I also like to keep our house and garden tidy, and take much pride in my lawn - so imagine how delighted I was to see that next doors FIL had rotovated my front lawn while practicing some off road maneuverers in his shiny new 4x4 smilebiggrinfurious



People - don't you just love em biggrin

__________________

'4 wheels move the body - 2 wheels move the soul'
ttr steve


Devon's Best

Status: Offline
Posts: 2484
Date:
Permalink  

Well let's hope Karma can sort that lot outwinkwinkwink



__________________

totallyttrs.com
jt


Powermonger!!

Status: Offline
Posts: 8136
Date:
Permalink  

Worrying that I keep looking at Jacks advert for that Pump action 12 bore.......

-- Edited by jt on Sunday 27th of December 2015 07:41:57 PM

__________________

'4 wheels move the body - 2 wheels move the soul'
jt


Powermonger!!

Status: Offline
Posts: 8136
Date:
Permalink  

ttr steve wrote:

Well let's hope Karma can sort that lot outwinkwinkwink




I think I suffer from reverse Karma - the more good deeds I do - the worse it gets confuse I gave Tigerman a bag for his Trumpet, Gave Doug a tank for his Sporty, and fixed a quad for my mates lad and get 3 'bad karma' things happen in return!!!!


That's it - I'm gonna get NASTY from now on and see if that works wink

__________________

'4 wheels move the body - 2 wheels move the soul'
Kwaka Geoff


Clubman A

Status: Offline
Posts: 961
Date:
Permalink  

I feel your pain JT, I feel your pain disbeliefdisbeliefdisbelief

__________________
Can't get enough of the muddy stuff
butty


Clubman B

Status: Offline
Posts: 140
Date:
Permalink  

They say it always happens in threes!  And there was me thinking i was the only one that has things like that happen to me,

Happy Christmas eh no



__________________
doug9270


Powermonger!!

Status: Offline
Posts: 7267
Date:
Permalink  

That's why i don't do the public. Utter selfish t**ts.

__________________

Took the Queens Shilling and disappeared for 23 Years !!
jacks


Expert

Status: Offline
Posts: 1071
Date:
Permalink  

jt wrote:

Worrying that I keep looking at Jacks advert for that Pump action 12 bore.......

-- Edited by jt on Sunday 27th of December 2015 07:41:57 PM

 Come and get it. wink



__________________

Sponsored by Radox!!!
jt


Powermonger!!

Status: Offline
Posts: 8136
Date:
Permalink  

Mmmmm well it is a 3 shot repeater and that was just the right amount for yesterday.......

__________________

'4 wheels move the body - 2 wheels move the soul'
jt


Powermonger!!

Status: Offline
Posts: 8136
Date:
Permalink  

4 1/2 years to my pension then I can go 'off grid' - bring it on

__________________

'4 wheels move the body - 2 wheels move the soul'
pug


Clubman B

Status: Offline
Posts: 231
Date:
Permalink  

Some times three just don't cut it in a Tesco's car park you need to up your game to a M134D Sainsbury's well let's face it a tactical nuke is the only way to go

www.youtube.com/watch

__________________

 04 250 TTR   1960 Harley panhead  84 Honda xr 250/cb250rs Hybrid plus the new Montesa 4Ride
jt


Powermonger!!

Status: Offline
Posts: 8136
Date:
Permalink  

Hell yea - I want one.....

Cost a bit in ammo though hmm

__________________

'4 wheels move the body - 2 wheels move the soul'
Pearcy


Expert

Status: Offline
Posts: 1150
Date:
Permalink  

Your a happy old Sh*t JT - next time we meet I am going to give you a kiss with or without mistletoe

I am a little bit envious of you only having 4 .5 years to go I got 17 years!



__________________
Devon TRF - East Devon
jt


Powermonger!!

Status: Offline
Posts: 8136
Date:
Permalink  

Eugh doh

Get yer bike out, that may cheer me up a bit wink

 



__________________

'4 wheels move the body - 2 wheels move the soul'
Page 1 of 1  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.
Devon TRF Group Open Forum -> General Discussion Board -> Grrrrrr - people, I hate em - bah humbug.....


Create your own FREE Forum
Report Abuse 		Powered by ActiveBoard